and he says "Doctor my wife is treating me like a car." The Doctor confused replies "How come?" The man then says"If i lay face-up she grabs my dick and goes 1rst! 2nd! 3rd! 4th! 5th! Reverse! And loops like that all night!" The doctor then says "Well why dont you lay face-down?" And the man goes "Worse! Then she sticks her finger in my ass and says What do you want, half or full tank?"
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