3 gay guys get each of their husbands cremated...

...the first guy says he's going to dump his husbands ashes into the sea because he wanted to be a sailor, the second one says he's going to dump his husbands ashes off a plane because he loved to fly, the third guy says "I'm going to put his ashes in some chili so he can tear my ass apart one time"

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