There was once a man who bred very expensive racing horses. One day, he comes home to discover one of the horses' eyes have caved into its skull. So he calls the vet, and the vet examines it. He picks a piece of straw off the ground, sticks one end in the horse's arse and blows on the other end. The horse returns to normal.
The next day, the same thing happens, so the man calls the vet again. Like before, the vet picks up a piece of straw, sticks one end in the horse's arse and blows with all his might. Like before, the horse returns to normal.
On the third day, the same thing happens yet again. This time, the owner thinks "I think I've got it" and takes a piece of straw off the ground, sticks it in the horse's arse and blows with all his might, yet it doesn't work. He calls the vet again, and the vet takes the same piece of straw, turns it around, and sticks the other end in the horse's ass. The man asks:
"Why did you turn that around?"
The vet replies:
"Well, because you've had your dirty mouth on it."
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