Little salamander

So this happy little salamander is taking a stroll through the woods one day, and all of a sudden gets a whiff of some weed. Smells like pretty good stuff too, so he decides to investigate...he follows his nose for a little and then looks up, there is a monkey up in a tree. This monkey is smoking a huge joint, the salamander yells "hey! Monkey! Smells like some good ass weed you got" the monkey looked down, startled..and said "hell yeah! C'mon up man have a puff!" So the salamander made his way up the tree, took a few fat rips and coughed his ass off.
"Monkey! That shit is the SHIT!" The salamander exclaimed. "But....I have dry mouth so bad now man! Sandpaper!" So the monkey pointed to the left and said "go over that little hill and through the bushes. You'll find a nice cool stream to drink out of."
So he made his way over the hill, and through the bushes down to the stream. He started drinking away with his eyes closed. After a satisfying drink, he opened his and eyes and WHOA! He was face to face with a big ass alligator.
The alligator spoke before he could.."salamander...looks like you have been chiefin some fine ass weed!! Where may I ask did you partake?"
"Through those bushes and over the hill, there is a nice monkey in a tree. He will smoke you up!"
"Thank you man" replied the alligator. And he started walking, through the bushes and over the hill. It took him a few minutes but he followed the smell and at last saw the monkey up in a tree.
The monkey looked down and saw the alligator and said
"FUUUUUCK DUDE! YOU MUSTVE BEEN REEEEEEEALY THIRSTY!!"