:Top 10 things that sound dirty at the office but aren't:10. I need to whip it out by 59. Mind if I use your laptop?8. Just stick it in my box7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!5. HMMMMMMMMMMM.....I think it's out of fluid!4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.3. It's an entry-level position.2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?1. It's not fair......I do all the work while he just sits there.
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