So she comes in the shop and tells the tattoo guy her husband is a huge fan of Brigitte Bardot(The French model). She wants to tattoo something of Brigitte Bardot on her body. The tattoo guy suggest he will tattoo two big B's, her initials, on her butt cheeks.
She agrees and puts two big B's on her buttcheeks.
When her husband comes home, she takes him to the bedroom and whispers: "I've got a little suprise, close your eyes and open them when I tell so".
So she takes off all her clothes, gets on the bed and positions herself in doggy-style position, pointing her ass at him.
Then she says: "You can open your eyes, honey".
He opens them and says: "Who the fuck is BoB and why did you tattoo his name?"
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