So she goes to see her doctor. She tells him she can't afford surgery and several creams haven't worked. The doctor says I want you to try rubbing toilet paper between your breasts twice a day and come back in two weeks. The woman is skeptical but she really wants a larger bust so she complies. Twice a day for two weeks she rubs toilet paper between her breasts. She goes back to the doctor and says "I did as you said and it didn't do a thing besides turn my chest red and raw. What would make you think that would work anyway?"
"Well it worked on your ass."
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