The monkey immediately leaves the man's shoulder and runs over to the pool table, where he eats the cue ball. The bar tender says, "Hey, what's up with that? Get your monkey out of here!" The man says okay, and takes his monkey and leaves.
A couple of months later, the man returns to the bar with his monkey, and tells the bar tender there won't be any trouble this time, so the bar tender reluctantly allows them to stay. The monkey ignores the pool table, but looks at a bowl of peanuts. He takes one from the bowl, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it, while the bar tender watches, baffled.
"What is your monkey doing??" the bar tender asks.
"He learned his lesson with the cue ball," the man says. "Now he makes sure stuff will fit out the other end before he eats it."
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