Three men- A white man, a black man, and an Indian man- were travelling through the desert with a camel. Suddenly, the camel dies. As the body begins to quickly deteriorate in the desert sun, they drag it into a nearby cave.
After discussing their options, they realize that they only have enough water for one man to make it back to civilization. The fairest decision was made: whoever can spend the most time inside the cave with the rotting, decomposing camel will travel back to civilization.
First, the white man enters. "I suppose I'll give it a go". He emerges minutes later, more green than white. "Holy fuck I can't!" he says, gasping.
Next, the black man enters. "I seen some shit in my days. I got this." He spends a good ten minutes in the cave. "Aw hell naw, thats some bullshit."
Finally, it's the Indian man's turn. "Veddy well, I will go now", and enters the cave.
Thirty seconds later, the camel runs out.
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