So he does what so many betrayed frenchmen have done before him, he swears off women and joins the French Foreign Legion. He completes the basic training and is posted to a mission in north Africa. His detachment are stationed out in the desert, hunting Islamist insurgents.
After a month, he is beginning to regret his decision, so he approaches his sergeant and asks "Hey Sarge, when are we going to get some R&R?"
The sergeant looks him in the eye and says "This is the French Foreign Legion, we are the toughest soldiers in the world. We don't need R&R; but if you don't have enough self-control, I'll show you how we deal with it." And the sergeant leads him to the outskirts of the camp, where there is a flea-bitten old camel.
Jean Jacques is shocked and disgusted and suddenly feeling a bit less randy so he suppresses his urges for a while longer. After several more weeks, however, he can take it no longer.
That night he sneaks round to the camel, makes sure it is securely tied so it can't turn on him, climbs onto a wooden box, drops his trousers and fucks the camel. Feeling disgusted with himself, he skulks back to his tent.
The next day, as he's having breakfast in the mess tent, the sergeant calls out to him "Hey Jean Jacques, didn't I see you heading round to the camel last night?"
Jean Jacques is humiliated, now the whole company knows of his weakness and perversion.
The sergeant continues "How come you were so quick? It normally takes a whole day to get to the village brothel and back."
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