He has plenty of food and water, enough to survive for a long time; what is really bothering him is that since he hasn't seen another soul for weeks, he is really, really horny.
In the distance he spots a camel and decides he's going to fuck it. He's pretty good at catching up to the camel, but every time he goes to unbuckle his belt, he loses his grip and it runs away.
A short while later, an incredibly beautiful woman stumbles towards him in rags, clearly lost and desperate for help.
"Please, sir! Do you have any water? I'm dying of thirst. If you help me I will do anything to repay you."
"Anything?" asks the man as he hands over some water.
"*Anything*"
"Can you hold that camel for me?"
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