Bill Clinton Statue Committee

Dear Friend,


We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee for raising five
million dollars for placing a statue of Bill Clinton in the hall of fame in
Washington, D. C. The committee was in a quandary as to where to place the
statue. It was not wise to place it beside the statue of George Washington,who
never told a lie, nor beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill
Clinton could never tell the difference.


We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest
democrat of all. He left not knowing where he was going, did not know where he
was, returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on borrowed money.


Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the people of Israel, "Pick up your
shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land."
Nearly 5,000 years later, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land."


Now, Bill Clinton is going to steal your shovel, kick your asses, raise the
price of camels, and mortgage the promised land. If you are one of the fortunate
people who has anything left after paying taxes, we expect a generous
contribution to this worthwhile project. Fraternally,
Bill Clinton Statue Committee