A man walks across a desert, dragging his camel behind him.

Suddenly, he sees a highway and a construction site and asks the workers:

– Hey, folks, my camel is barely walking and there's a long way to the nearest city, what do I do?

– Take camel. -says one of the workers. - Make camel go stand on road.

The man drags his camel onto the highway, one of the workers comes from behind with a brick and hits the camel in the balls. Camel yells and disappears over the horizon in a blur.

– Yeah, he is sure running now, but how do I catch him?

– Go stand on road.



Half an hour passes, the foreman comes up to the workers and asks:

– You two took money for camel repair?

– No, forgot.

– Go stand on road.

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