Kind of a long joke, but it is my personal favorite to tell. I hope you all like it.

A husband and wife are driving on the highway when suddenly the wife turns to her husband and says

"I want a divorce."

The man says nothing only speeds up slightly.

"Not only do I want a divorce but I'm taking the house, the car, the bank accounts, the kids, and the credit cards."

Still the man sits stoic, only increasing his speed again.

Getting upset the woman turns to her husband and snidely says

"Well, isn't there anything you want, or have to say?"

The husband replies

"Nope, I've got everything I need."

Shocked the woman turns to him and says

"What is that exactly?!"

And just as they're about to smash into a brick wall at 90mph he replies

"The airbag, Bitch!"