Somehow, all of their parachutes fail, and they die. At their funeral, their wives are discussing what will be done with each man's ashes.
The youngest brother's wife says "Oh, he loved to hike, so I'm going to scatter his ashes on his favorite forest trail."
The middle brother's wife says "My man loved to scuba dive, so I'll put his ashes in the ocean near his favorite reef."
The oldest brother's wife says "I'm dumping his ashes in a pot of chili so he can wreck my ass one last time!"
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