A man and his wife get a weekend off and decide to go hunting at their lodge in the country. They show up late Friday evening and decide to just wake up early and go hunt in the morning. Saturday morning rolls around and they get up and eat breakfast as the husband is getting ready in his camo the wife let's him know that she doesn't really feel up to go hunting today. He gives her a choice you can either suck my dick, come hunting with me, or let me fuck you in the ass. To which she replies can I have a little time to think about it. The husband says sure and let's her know that he is going to round up the dogs. He comes back about 20 minutes later and he asks if she made her choice. She says she has and that she's just going to blow him. So she gets on get knees and starts going to town when she suddenly stops and starts spitting "oh my god this tastes like dog shit" she says. "I know the dogs didn't want to go either"
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