YOUR ASS!"


A blonde girl has just gotten fired. Her boss has always called
her a dumb blonde.


She is driving down the road when she sees a blonde girl in the
middle of a wheat field rowing a canoe.


She pulls over, gets on the roof of her truck, and says,� IT�S
BLONDES LIKE YOU WHO GIVE BLONDES LIKE US A BAD NAME! BUT IF I
WAS'NT SCARED OF WATER I'D COME OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS!"

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