and were captured by vicious tribesmen. They were brought to the Chieftain, to which they were ordered to go into the jungle, pick a fruit and gather 12 pieces of it and present it back. The three hurriedly went to the jungle.
Jack and Brad returned together. Jack gathered 12 bananas, and Brad picked 12 blueberries. Upon presenting the fruits, the Chief then told the two: "I will let anyone of you live if you can shove the fruits that you bring into your ass without breaking it and breaking a facial expression". Jack was the first to try, halfway in his first banana, he twitched his lips, the Chief noticed and ordered that Jack's head be cut-off immediately. Brad is now feeling mixed emotions, sad and afraid because of what happened to Jack, but at the same time happy since he surely can shove 12 blueberries easily. And so he stepped in front of the Chief, and have been so far successful in dealing with the fruits. On his last blueberry, Brad suddenly twitched his lips which caught the eye of the Chief and was also executed.
In heaven, Brad was welcomed by Jack. Jack said: " What happened man! That was so close!". Then Brad said: " Indeed man!, but I saw Russel panting towards the Chief, carrying 12 Jackfruits!"..
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