B.B. King's wife decides that she is going to make his birthday especially memorable this year. So she goes out and gets B.B.'s initials tattooed on her ass, one letter on each cheek.After his big birthday dinner with friends at a fancy restaurant, they go home. As soon as B.B. sits down in his favourite chair, his wife walks up to him and announces, "I have a big surprise for you."With that, she turns around, pulls up her dress, drops her panties, and bends over.B.B. stares for a moment at the big ass just inches from his face and asks, "Who's Bob?"
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