A little boy comes home from school and tells his father "hey, Dad we learned a new word at school today."
Dad says"really? what word?"
"Vagina....Daddy.what does a vagina look like?"
Dad says "Son, before sex a vagina looks just like a rosebud just waiting to bloom."
Son says "well, what does it look like AFTER sex?"
Dad says "Well son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
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