there are three guys going to prison for 100 years.the judge says that if they can get 50 kids from a highschool to write down that they wont do anything bad like what the three men had done.
the first guy couldnt get anyone to sign.
the second one got 2 or 3 to sign
the third went and came back andsaid with confidence "i got all them fuckers to sign"
and the judge said how did you do that?
well i said o this is your asshole before you go to prison-0 this is your ass hole when you get out
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