So Grandpa is at the birthday party...

And all the kids gather around his feet to hear his ever-famous "I came face to face with a tiger" story. He has told the story many times and has his delivery down pat, all the kids are eagerly hanging on his every word. He reaches the most intense part of the story,"As I crept toward the beast, the tiger hears me, turns around and charges me while letting out a tremendous ROAR....I just crapped my pants!"
A child excitedly asks "Did you kill it, Grandpa?!"
"No, I'm serious, I just shit in my pants, please go get your mother!"

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