When I hear a thud come from underneath my car. We pull over to see what I've hit and there lies a little skunk and it looks like he has a broken leg. My wife is a total animal nut and she insists we take it to the vet. We get the little guy in the car and he's shivering pretty bad, winters get pretty cold up here. My wife asks "how do I warm him up?" To which I reply "put him between your legs, and rub his back." My wife looks at me worriedly "but what about the smell?".... "Just plug his nose honey, he'll survive"
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