The fly and the Hunter(long)

One day, there was a fly, hovering just a couple inches above a stream. Wouldn't you know a fish was sitting just below the fly thinking to himself, "Hey! if that fly drops just a couple inches I'm gonna jump up and eat that thing"

As this was happening, a bear was watching the fish watch the fly from the bank. the bear thinks to himself, "Well shit man, if that fly drops just a few inches that fish is gonna jump out of the water to get it. Imma grab me that fish and have a meal"

And as luck would have it there was a hunter, crouched in a bush behind the bear. That cheeky hunter was pondering to himself, "Well shoot... that fish goes for the fly, bear goes for the fish, I'm gonna shoot that bear and have myself a nice mantle piece"

While this was all unfolding, the was a mouse in the brush underneath the hunter. that mouse was eyein' the cheese sammich in the hunter's back pocket. The mouse squeaks to himself, "Ya know.. if that fly drops a few inches, fish gets the fly, bear gets the fish, hunter gets the bear and in all that commotion I'm gonna grab that cheese sammich and have myself some lunch today,"

Even behind the mouse, there was a cat. The cat, being as clever as he is, has already put together a plan of his own while thinking to himself, "That fly drop a couple inches, fish gets the fly, bear gets the fish, hunter gets the bear and instead of that mouse getting that cheese sammich I'm going to get that mouse and have MYSELF a meal."

AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT, wouldn't you know that fly DID drop just a couple inches. The fish got they fly, bear got that fish, hunter got the bear, mouse went for the cheese sammich and the cat pounced! and landed in the water... Now, what's the moral of this story?

Fly drops a couple inches, you know some pussy's gonna get wet.