... it's a very fancy party, lots of artist types dressed up as their favorite emotion. There's one woman dressed all in red. She is rage. Another man is dressed in black. He's angst. You get the idea. It's all very sophisticated and very Manhattan.
So anyhow, the party is well underway, everyone is having a good time, when all of a sudden there is a huge banging on the front door. The surprised host walks over and opens it to find two very large, very naked men standing just outside.
The first man is carrying a bowl of what looks like whipped cream in front of his groin area. To the host's shock and surprise, it appears that the man has his penis inserted into the dish of cream. And the second man is also very naked, but in his case, his penis is inserted into a rather large and very green pear.
"Wha... Wait. Who are you two?" the host asks them.
"Hey, dis is dat fancy mood party, right?" one replies, in a very thick Brooklyn accent.
"Why, yes. Yes it is. But who are you?" asks the host.
"Well, you see, I'm fuckin dis custid," says the first. And the second says "Yeah! And I'm deep is dis pear!"
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