...and he comes across a monkey sitting in a tree, smoking a joint. The lizard, being curious, asks the monkey what he was smoking. The monkey replies that he's smoking weed and the Lizard asks if he could try some as he's never had it before. The monkey allows it. After a few tokes, the Lizard becomes really thirsty with cotton mouth and asks for some water. The monkey directs him to a small lake, down the path and take a right by a bush that looks like Shirley Bassey.
The lizard makes his way and sees the lake and starts gulping water like he's borderline death.
A crocodile pops up and is curious why the Lizard is so thirsty. He explains that he tried cannabis for the first time and got thirsty. The Croc asks where he got it from and the Lizard directs him to the monkey. *"take this path and turn left by the bush that looks like Shirley Bassey and you'll see him in a tree"*. The Croc follows the path, takes a left and comes across the monkey. After asking if he could try some of his weed, the monkey, upon seeing this giant croc asks *"Jesus Christ! How much water did you drink??"*
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