Three men die and are waiting to see St Peter

As they wait in line, they decide to pass the time by telling stories of how they died.

The first man said "So there I was, walking home from work when I saw my wife through the window of my apartment with another man. I've been suspecting her of cheating for some time but now I finally had proof. I charge up the stairs, slam open the door and see this bastard trying to escape out the window. As he's hanging from the window sill, I pick up a hammer and hit his hands until he finally drops down five stories into the rose bushes. I see that he is still moving so I pushed the fridge out of the window at which point I had a heart attack from all the strain and died."

The second man gives the first one an incredulous look then he turned to the third man and started his story. "So there I was, getting paid to repair the door frame in his wife's apartment when all of a sudden this crazy bastard bursts in. He swung open the door, it hit me in the gut and I went flying out the window. Luckily I manage to grab onto the window sill but he decided to pick up my hammer and start beating the shit out of my hands until I finally fall. Miraculously I manage to land in the rose bushes but this son of a bitch wasn't done with me yet. He picks up the refrigerator and throws it at me!"

There is a long, tense and awkward silence. Finally the third man looks at the first and sheepishly starts his story. "So there I was, sitting naked in your wife's refrigerator..."