There's a fly.........

There's a fly flying over a pond he looks down and thinks, "I'm thirsty I'll get a drink of water." A fish sees the fly and thinks,"when that fly comes down to get a drink of water I'll jump up and eat him!" Then a bear sees the fish looking at the fly and thinks,"when that fish jumps to get the fly I'll grab the fish!" A bear hunter sees the bear eyeing the pond and says "when that bear jumps for a fish I'll shoot him." A mouse sees the cheese sandwich in the bear hunters back pocket and thinks,"I'll follow that hunter and wait for the cheese sandwich to fall out of his back pocket." Then a cat sees the mouse and decided to stalk him and will pounce when the moment is right.

The fly goes down to get a drink of water, the fish jumps up eats the fly. The bear lunges and grabs the fish. The bear hunter shoots the bear, bends over to check for life in the bear and the cheese sandwich falls out if his pocket. The mouse runs to grab the cheese. The cat jumps to grab the mouse, misses, and lands in the pond.

The moral of the story, when the fly goes down the pussy gets wet.