A bear walks into a bar...

A bear walks into a bar and says "Bartender, bring me a beer." The bartender says "We don't serve bears beer in this bar." The bear says "Bartender, you better bring me a beer or I'm going to eat that lady over there." The bartender says "We don't serve bears beer in this bar."

The bear eats the lady and says "So?" The bartender says "We don't serve drug addicts." "Drug addicts," says the bear. "I'm not a drug addict!" "Well, that was a bar bitch you ate."

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