Gays At The Zoo

Two gay men are walking through a zoo. They come across the
gorillas, and after a while they notice that the male gorilla
has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this. One
of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the
cage to touch it. Suddenly, the gorilla grabs him, drags him
into the cage and mates with him for six hours nonstop! When
he's done, the gorilla throws the man back out of the cage. An
ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital. A
few days later his friend visits him and asks: "Are you hurt?"
"Am I hurt?" he answers. "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he
hasn't written..."