There was an old man sitting on his porch one day...

Enjoying his coffee when a young boy walked by with something in his hands.

"What's that you've got there?" Said the old man.

"Why I've got me some duct tape." Says the boy

"What are you fixing to do with that?"

"Well, I'm fixin' to catch me some ducks!"

The old man thought the boy was crazy until later that day, the boy comes walking by again with a bunch of ducks in wrapped up in the tape. The next day, the man is on his porch again and here comes the same boy.

"What's that you've got there?"

"Oh, I've got me some chicken wire. I'm fixin' to catch me some chickens!" Says the boy.

No possible way this is going to happen, thought the old man. Until, later that day the boy comes walking back by with a bunch of chickens wrapped up in the wire. The Next day, the man is back on the porch and here comes the same boy.

"What's that you've got there?"

"Oh, I've got me some pussy willow."

The old man says "Hold on a sec, let me get my hat!"