Two Southern belles were having a picnic in a park. The first one says, "See my new diamond ring? My husband bought it for me."The second one says, "Oh, that's nice! That's really, really nice!"The first one says, "And see that shiny new Jaguar parked over there? My husband bought it for me."The second one says, "Oh, that's nice! That's really, really nice!"The first one says, "And you know that big white house at the top of the hill? My husband is gonna buy that for me."The second one says, "Oh, that's nice! That's really, really nice!" The first one says, "Oh my stars, here I am, going on and on about myself! Tell me, what does your husband do for you?"The second one says, "Well, my husband sent me to charm school."The first one says, "Charm school? Why on earth would he do that?"The second one says, "Because I used to say, 'Who gives a fuck,' but now I say, 'Oh, that's nice! That's really, really nice!'"
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