A guy walks into a bar and see a large jar full of cash...

Guy walks into a bar and sees a large jar full of cash. He asks the bartender

"What's all this money for?"

Bartender says

"I got this horse out back. If you can make it laugh, the money is all yours."

The guy goes out back and within a minute the bar is filled with a neighing laughter coming from the horse. Guy walks back into the bar, collects his money and leaves.

Two weeks later, same guy comes back to the same bar and sees the same jar full of money. He asks the bartender

"What's all this money for?"

Bartender says

"Ever since you made that horse laugh, that's all he's been doing. Make him stop and the money's all yours."

The guy goes out back and within a minute the bar becomes silent. Guy walks back into the bar, collects his money and is about to leave when the bartender asks him

"Hey wait, how did you get him to laugh in the first place?"

Guy responds

"Oh that's easy, I told him I have a bigger dick than him."

Bartender asks again

"Then how did you get him to stop?"

Guy goes

"I showed it to him."

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