Question: What do you get if you cross a Rotweiler with a
Labrador puppy?
Answer: A dog that scares the shit out of you, then runs away
with the toilet roll.
Question: What do you get if you cross a pimp with a mailman?
Answer: A whole street full of affairs.
Question: What do you get if you cross Einstien and a Family
Councselling advisor.
Answer: someone who gives people advice on relative theories.
(that last 1 is shit but my inner geek finds something funny
bout it)
Question: Why is it not a good idea to cross pokemon with porn
stars.
Answer: Would you enjoy little animals tryin to hit on you?
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