The sadist tells everyone to find a fruit and return back at sunset. The first person brings back cherries, the sadist says "If you want to live, stick it up your butt. If you make a noise, I will kill you, if you don't, you will live". The first person does but he fails to keep quiet. He dies. The second person brings back an apple, and the same thing happens to him, but he makes a noise before it goes in. The third person comes back to find the other two dead with their pants off. The sadist asks what took him so long. He replies " Sorry, I got lost when I found this huge watermelon".
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