The world's most hardcore biker walks in to a bar while he's riding his bike across the country. He's wearing his ratty jeans, combat boots and his ragged leather vest showing off all his less than legal achievements. As he walks in, all eyes in the building fall upon him, his very stride exuding machismo and danger.
He spots a dead, stuffed gator at the end of the bar and swaggers up to it. He eyes it for a moment and whips out his cock, stuffs it in the gator's mouth, and slams down as hard as he can on it's head, making the jaw and teeth bite down on his fully erect member.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHER-FUCKERS THINKS YOU CAN DO THIS SHIT!?" he shouts to the awe stricken bar, then takes a long, hard pull from a bottle of cheap bourbon.
A small, dainty man in daisy dukes saunters up to the biker, places his well groomed hand upon his shoulder and whispers softly in to his ear
"I can sweety, but you gotta promise not to hit my head so hard."
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