Thelma and Mildred get together for tea to discuss their home life. "Harold and I haven't had sex in over 10 years" says Thelma. "Its been 12 years for me and Randall!" says Mildred. Both women decide to start doing yoga in hopes of becoming limber enough to please their husbands. After almost a year both women are doing every yoga pose and position in the book. Tonight is the night! exclaim both women. Thelma rushes home and yells to Harold "Go shower up because after 10 long years, tonight is the tonight we have sex!" Harold races to the bathroom. Thelma hops right in bed ready to surprise her longtime husband. She takes both legs and put her them behind her head in her favorite yoga pose and yells to her husband, "come get me honey!" Harold takes a step in the bedroom and exclaims, "Damnit! Thelma fix your hair and put your teeth back in, you look like an idiot!"
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