Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed away, a woman went to her grand parents' house to visit her 95 years-old grand mother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Obviously surprised, the woman told her grandmother that two people having sex when they are nearly 100 years old would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was on Sunday morning when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm, nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the ding and out on the dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear and continued, "He'd still be alive today if that fucking fire brigade truck hadn't come along."
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