One day, a mother and her toddler daughter are out at the park, when they see two teens having sex. The daughter asks, "Mommy, what are they doing?". The mother, flustered, says, "They are making cake" and leave the park to go to the zoo.
At the zoo, the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. The girl asks, "What are they doing?", and the mom says "Making cake".
Several days later, the little girl asks, "Mommy, were you and Daddy making cake yesterday on the couch?". Surprised, the mother says, "Yes, but how did you know?". The girl responds, "I went there later and licked up all the icing."
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