So there is a couple and a bunkbed. The couple sleeps on top, and the boyfriend's brother sleeps on the bottom. The girlfriend told the boyfriend that they need a code when they have sex. She said that "add a tomato" means harder and "add some lettuce" means softer so it sounds like they are making a sandwich. So that night the brother heard, "add a tomato add a tomato, add some lettuce, add a tomato, add some lettuce, add some lettuce!" The brother then yelled up at them, "Stop getting mayonnaise everywhere!"
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