The Perfect Day According to HIM


10:00 Wake Up
10:02 Oral Sex


10:10 Big Breakfast


11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters


2:15 Enormous lunch


3:15 Oral Sex


3:25 Play sports with the guys


4:30 Drink beer with the guys


5:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer


5:40 Oral Sex


6:50 Huge dinner, more beer


11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex


11:10 Sleep

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