and places it down next to him deep in thought.
Suddenly a biker enters the bar and sits down next to the man, takes his drink and downs it one gulp.
"watcha gonna do?" the biker sneers.
The man breaks down into tears.
"Shit man, I didn't think you were going to cry, man the fuck up!" The biker snarls.
The man turns around teary eyed and burst out "This is the worst day of my life! I get fired from my job, get home early and catch my wife having sex with the mail man, I go outside then see my car has been stolen and will more then likely lose my house to my wife!"
"And after all day of picking up the courage to end it all, I finally buy myself a drink and drop a poison capsule into it only to have you fucking drink it!, but enough about me, how was your day?"
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