A moral to every story

A first grade teacher asks the kids in the class to tell a story that has a moral to it.

The first kid says, "Ummm I was walking with my eggs in a basket and I tripped and the basket fell and all my eggs broke."

Teacher, "That's terrible. What's the moral?" Kid (crying), "Don't put all your eggs in one basket."

Next kid stands up and says, "I had some eggs too. I counted them all up to see how many chickens I would have. But one didn't hatch."

Teacher, "That's so sad. What's the moral?" Kid (crying), "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."

Next kid stands up and says, "My uncle Ted was in Vietnam. He was riding in a chopper. It got shot down. Everyone died except him. All he had was his M16 and a case of beer. His leg was broken. He was surrounded by Viet Cong. He drank six beers. He shot five of them until his gun jammed. He drank six more beers and beat the rest of the VC to death with his bare hands."

The teacher says, "Oh my god. That's horrible. What is the moral of that story?"

Kid says, "Don't fuck with uncle Ted when he's been drinking!"