Little Johnny is in Sunday school and the teacher asks the class where Jesus is today.
Paul raises his hand and says, "Jesus is in my heart cuz I love him very much."
Mary raises her hand and says, "Jesus is in heaven cuz he's dead."
Johnny screams out loud, "Jesus is in my damn bathroom."
The teacher says, "Why is that?"
Johnny replies, "Every morning my dad screams, 'JESUS CHRIST, ARE YOU STILL IN THERE?'"
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis
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