�What would you like to be when you grow up Tommy?�
�I�d like to be a teacher, sir.�
�Would you, indeed? And why would you like to be a teacher?�
�Cause I wouldn�t have to do any more learning � I�d know everything by
then!�
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.