The ventriloquist.

Irish farmer sat having breakfast with his wife, whilst opening the mornings mail. Anything interesting he says, she replies one here from the daughter. Says she's met a new guy . Says he's a ventriloquist, and you have to pick them up from the train station. Off he goes in his pony and trap, on the way home he says what's this ventriloquist thing then? Lad says I will show you, pull over next to that field with that cow in. He says to the cow how's your sex life Mrs cow? Cow replies fine thanks bull comes up twice a day and sorts me out. Farmer shakes his head and can't understand it. Bit later he says show me again? Lad says pull over again,next to that horse. Says to horse hi Mrs horse how's the sexlife? Fine the horse replies stallion sorts me out every day. Farmer again shakes his head in bewilderment. When they arrive home, he alights the trap, runs over to a small field. Looks over the fence and says to a sheep grazing if this bloke asks you any questions about your sexlife, just keep your mouth shut!