Chinese Dictionary


Dung On Mai Shu------------I stepped in excrement


Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu---------Let's sleep together


Ai Bang Mai Ne--------------I bumped into the coffee table


Fat Ho----------------------An unattractive woman


Ar U Wun Tu-----------------A gay liberation greeting


Chin Tu Fat-----------------You need a face lift


Chow Mai Dong-------------Blow me


Dum Gai---------------------A stupid person


Wel Hung Gai----------------Is that a banana in your pocket?


Won Hung Low--------------Southern Chinese dialect for Wel Hung Gai


Gun Pao Der-----------------An ancient Chinese invention


Hu Flung Dung---------------Which one of you fertilized the field?


Hu Yu Hai Ding--------------We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive


Jan Ne Ka Sun---------------A former late night talk show host


Kum Hia---------------------Approach me


Lao Ze Sho------------------Gilligan's Island


Lao Zi----------------------Not very good


Lin Ching-------------------An illegal execution


Ne Ahn----------------------A lighting fixture used in advertising signs


Shai Gai-------------------- A bashful person


Tai Ne Bae Be------------A premature infant


Tai Ne Po Ne--------------A small horse


Ten Ding Ba----------------Serving drinks to people


Wan Bum Lung-------------A person with T.B.


Yu Mai Te Tan--------------Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you


Wa Shing Kah---------------Cleaning an automobile


Wai So Dim------------------Are you trying to save electricity?


Wai U Shao Ting----------There is no reason to raise your voice

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