15> Homeland Security: Taste the Rainbow
14> We're Watching You, Commie
13> So Many Colors, So Little Time
12> We'll Watch Over You Like a Big Brother
11> The Stealthy, Sneaky, Privacy-Invading Alert-Issuing Hide-Under-Your-Bed-While-Bush-Bombs-Iraq Agency
10> Now With 20 Percent Fewer Constitutional Freedoms!
9> Don't Be Afraid of a Terrorist Iraqi -- Just Move to Canada and Learn to Play Hockey!
8> Pay No Attention to the Economy Behind the Curtain!
7> Orange You Glad We Didn't Say "Red"?
6> Whoa, That Bill Clinton Sure Was a Randy Son of a Gun!
5> Dude, Where's Your Duct Tape?
4> Be Prepared. Wear Brown Pants.
3> Now With Color-Coded Garanimals Threat Charts!
2> Shhhh!!! We're Hunting Wabbits.
1> Holy Shit!! What Was THAT!!!???
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