CDA Common Decency Act.
TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE CDA HEARINGS From the judges' chambers to the stairwells in the Supreme Court itself, we have the top ten things heard at the CDA appeal hearings:
10. I can't define it, but I know it when I download it.
9. Does this mean the Paula Jones Web site will be taken down?
8. I don't know about you, but I'm moving my site to Moldovia.
7. Well, at least the children can still buy guns.
6. So will Courtney Love play Donna Rice Hughes in "The Net vs. Larry Flynt?"
5. Don't you just love the ACLU--defenders of truth, freedom, and www.perverts.com?
4. Oh man, I'd give anything to see Clarence Thomas's bookmark list.
3. But sir, I have no pornograph!
2. Does anybody really think the CDA can outsmart a horny 14-year-old?
1. Somebody tell Senator Exon he can stop with the research already
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