12. Rabbit: "Fatal Attraction" video
11. Opossum or armadillo: "Roadkill Cafe" T-shirt
10. Porcupine: full-body massage
9. Sparrow: "Hitting Windows for Dummies"
8. Mole: cosmetics from the Cindy Crawford Collection
7. Sheep: inflatable Scotsman
6. Centipede: 50 pairs of 5-inch heel open toe pumps
5. Beaver: crotchless panties
4. Baboon: a thong bikini
3. Hyena: any Steve Gutenberg movie
2. Rabbit: Raisinets
1.Snail: Salt 'n' Pepa CD
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